- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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