What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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