"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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