- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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