- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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