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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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