- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Screw it you write the joke.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Who is Dank? A: Billal

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is 9+10? 19

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