Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Anti Joke

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