- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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