A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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This is an anti- joke

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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womens rights.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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