- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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