What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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A man died.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Take part of what?

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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