- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian with a big dick.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Communism hehe xd

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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