- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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