A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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