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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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