- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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