- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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