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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What is white and black and red all over.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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