- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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