Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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