- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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