- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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