- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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