- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Whose your daddy? Not me

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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