- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Whats 1+1? window!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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