Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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