- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

race-car = rac-ecar

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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