- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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