A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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