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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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