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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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