What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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My cat just died.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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