What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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where's mom I killed her

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What is green and slow Grass.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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You are joking right?

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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