- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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