- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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