- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

sky silverstein

What is white and black and red all over.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??