Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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i like turtles

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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