What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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