- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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