- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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