Yellow People !!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Obama = ebola

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Go away still nothing to see

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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