- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Knock Knock. Come in.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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