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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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