how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Gay rights.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Anti Joke

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