- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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