- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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