Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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