- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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