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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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