- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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