Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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