God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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You are joking right?

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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