A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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