- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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