- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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