Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Justin Bieber

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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