there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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