- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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