- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??