- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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