- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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