I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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