What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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