- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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