- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

knock knock who's there? your destiny

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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