A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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