When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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