- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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