- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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