There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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No it doesnt..

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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