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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

what looks like a banana? a penis

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Should a pole bump an alarm?

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What's big and messy? A big mess

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