what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Anti Joke

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