- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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