- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Ross.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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