Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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