What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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