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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Jesus Christ

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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