A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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