2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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HELLO EVERYONE

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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