Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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