What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Anti Joke

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