- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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