- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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