- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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