- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A blind man walks into a library.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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