An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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