It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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